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Filed under: Motha'hood — carolyn @ 10:24 pm


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People selling Girl Guide Cookies November 12, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — carolyn @ 9:47 pm

You had me at ‘Hello’.


 
 

Adventures in Cooking November 5, 2007

Filed under: Motha'hood — carolyn @ 8:00 pm

I keep telling people I should not be allowed in the kitchen.  I’m sure most just figure I burn shit and don’t really enjoy it. 
Oh, what I wouldn’t give to simply burn shit.
 

Today I:
1 - Placed food on cooking trays (Turkey Medallions and Fresh-Cut Potato Fries - Yum).
2 - Set the temperature as indicated on package (Usually, I forget this part).
3 - Forgot to set the timer.
4 - Remembered to flip the Medallions and Potatoes
5 - Thought ‘what’s the worst that could happen?’ as I ignored a piece of potato that fell to the bottom of the oven.
6 - Was serenaded by the smoke alarm.
7 - Grabbed a pillow to waft the smoke away to shut that #%@# alarm up!
8 - Smashed the light sending it and the lightbulb (correction: pieces of the light and bulb) across the hall and down the stairs
9 - Yelled at Josh to keep SAS and the Dog away from disaster zone
10 - Grabbed the vacuum
11 - Was attacked by the vacuum as it fell down the stairs (Ouch).
12 - Eventually ate a lovely dinner, followed by a few lovely glasses of wine (to reduce the pain of my bruised shoulder and ego, of course).
Gee, it’s too bad that ugly MF light broke.

 


 
 

Would someone please tell me October 31, 2007

Filed under: Motha'hood — carolyn @ 7:53 pm

To STOP eating all of SAS’s candy?

Truly, the BEST holiday. EVER.


 
 

Can’t they all be like this?

Filed under: Motha'hood — carolyn @ 10:23 am

I may have found a holiday that doesn’t make me wretch, stress or break out in hives.   
SAS and I had an absolute blast getting her Halloween costume ready for daycare today.          
I even decorated the house without having our traditional holiday conversation:   

Me: I don’t want a tree.
J: It’s Xmas, we have too.
Me: I don’t care. I hate Xmas.
J: No, you don’t.
Me: Yes, I do.
J: No presents for you.
Me: Good.  I don’t want your stinking presents………….
(Use your imagination and substitute Xmas for thanksgiving or valentine’s day…..)

 


 
 

FSD (FuckShitDamn) October 18, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — carolyn @ 11:00 pm

There are parts of this site missing. Apologies….I’ll get on it one day. Soon?  Don’t count on it.


 
 

They Grow Up So Fast a.k.a. My Daughter, The Trucker

Filed under: Motha'hood, SAS — carolyn @ 8:10 pm

She has Josh’s eyes. She has the Feeney build. She has my nose. And f$#k, she has my mouth. Those cute little lips and all of those dirty, dirty words.

I refuse to take complete responsibility.  I mean, REALLY. I can only possibly be 98% responsible for the sh1t that comes out of her mouth. Agreed?

I know I shouldn’t make light of this. Strangely,  I take great pride in that fact that SAS expresses herself in this manner correctly. If she has to swear, she should at least make sense.

I can remember a time where my own mother had difficulties in this area, problems expressing herself effectively.   I recall being told to ’screw an apple’ (I think she meant ‘Carolyn, go fuck yourself!’)  and repeatedly saw her give drivers that cut her off ‘the thumb’. She thumbed them with passion and anger, but in the end, it was still a thumb.  I was mortified.  I hope she was too.

Now, Josh and I don’t exactly agree on the swearing issue, something about getting her expelled and working at Hooters (but who are we kidding with the Feeney build) so I’m researching swearing in other languages.  It’s all about compromise.

So from now on, it’s bugger, sod off and wanker. And maybe I’ll throw in a Tabernac for good measure


 
 

Shocking***, I know August 30, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — carolyn @ 3:25 am

I pride myself on being snarky***. I do. Occasionally, people find me to be mildly offensive***, perhaps even obnoxious***.

And I love it. But lately  - not so much.  Many people, (ok, maybe ‘many’ is an exageration), let’s try that again.. Some people have asked if I’ve been blogging lately.  I haven’t. Wanna know why?

I just don’t feel funny.

Who wants to read something somber or bleak?  I can open the fucking newspaper (correction I-N-T-E-R-N-ET) and find a million things that sadden/enrage/in general bother me. 

I have decided that I need to find my groove.  Stella found hers, Deee-Lite wrote a fucking song about it. So I will immerse myself in funny. 

Here’s my start:
http://veryfunnyads.com/ads/24938.html
Any other ideas?


 
 

My broken heart June 27, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — carolyn @ 2:07 pm

The Dashman is sick.

The vet believes he has Inflammatory Bowel Disease or Gastrointestinal Lymphoma (the C word). At this point, we’re not sure how we’re going to treat him. Neither is curable but the IBD is definitely the better case scenario.

I know that dogs can sense human emotion and that I should put on a brave face for him. I’m trying…but the tears won’t stop falling.


 
 

The Best Man June 17, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — carolyn @ 8:31 pm

Josh went to his buddy Kev’s stag last night. We caught up on the evening’s events this morning when he got home.

Ball and chain.  Check

Stripper joint. Check

Lots to drink. Check.

Assault on all senses. Check?

Seems that everyone (except Josh) smoked cigarettes.  At one point, while driving to one of the clubs, Josh decided to combat the smokers with an attack of his own. His own farts. 

Just one of the many reasons we love this man.

Happy Father’s Day Josh.  You f’ng rock!


 
 

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